Gonna Be a Bear

Mom is coming

Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by 4 O’ Clock.

Wife: She came just four months back only, right? Why she is coming now again??

Tomorrow is Sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4 O’clock.

Where will she get an auto at that time?

Husband: Not my mom, your mom is coming.

Wife: Wow Mom is coming, It’s been more than 2 months I have seen her.

Listen na, I have the number of the auto driver please call him and tell to come in time tomorrow morning.

It’s good tomorrow is sunday, even the kids will be at home as they don’t have school.

They can play with their grandmother.

Honeymoon - First Night

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.

They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, “What’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

“I had tolio as a child,” he answered.
“You mean polio?” she asked.
“No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.”

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked “What’s wrong with your knees? They’re all lumpy and deformed!”
“As a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained.
“You mean measles?” she asked..
“No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.”

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

“Don’t tell me,” she said.

“Let me guess… Smallcox”.

Mr. Mervin Silva in Parliment

In Parliament, Mervin Silva during his speech, narrated a story.....

"There was a Father who gave 100 rupees each to his three sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

The First son, bought Hay for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son, went & bought Cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son, bought a Candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up... and instantly the room was filled with light completely."

The Mervin added, "Our President is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge, our Country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"

A voice from the opposition, JVP : " Then where is the remaining balance of Rs. 99?"

Mervin : Ado Ammata ....